Saturday, March 10, 2007

flavor naman oh :)
WHY WOWOWEE?

Hello there. I am doing a survey for our class exercise in Tourism 112. Kindly answer the survey form by clicking the link below. Sige na. Sige na. :)

http://www.freesurveysonline.com/fso/AskSurvey.fso?Survey=10342&CheckID=9068

Thank you! Ambait mo talaga. :)

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

stereotype
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. Haha. This is funny. :))
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. Punks not dead! Haha.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. You're dead. - Paris. Haha.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. Hahaha.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I got a laptop for my 18th birthday but that's only beacuse I did well in school. :)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. Haha.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Huh? Haha.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. Tsk. Scary.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. Wt..? Haha.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. Then go, cut your wrist. Haha.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
Im a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. Sad.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. Who likes blood??
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FUN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. What? This is stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. Haha.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS!
I was laughing all the time I was reading it. Haha. Spread the word! Btw, got this from skyla. Hello cuz. :)

I gotta go. Dental check-up today for my braces. Hey, I know what you're thinking. I wear braces, so I must be a geek. Bad. Haha.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

after 10 years
Hehe.

Blah-blah List:
One. UP IS NOT FAIR SALE 12 – 17 February UP Sunken Garden
UP Fair 2007. Isang linggong rakrakan. Isang linggong puyatan. Isang linggong boy-hunting. Hala. Haha.

Well, hindi ko naman talaga ginabi-gabi ang pagpunta sa Fair dahil naiintindihan kong kailangan ko din naman matulog kahit tatlong oras lang para hindi naman ako mapagkamalang adik pagadating sa klase ko kinaumagahan. Tatlong araw nga lang ang napuntahan ko – Monday, Tuesday at Thursday. Masakit sa bulsa pero sulit na rin.

Gusto ko kamustahin si Jackie Rice. Kamusta ka naman Starstruck Jackie Rice? Andun siya nung Lunes bilang special guest. At hindi ko alam kung bakit naman naisipan niyang bumanat ng “For All of My Life” at sumayaw ng “I Like You” nung gabing yun. Anlabo. Bukod kay Jackie Rice, andun din si Katrina Halili na kumanta naman ng “Stars” ni Paris Hilton. Maganda ang pagkakakanta niya pero masmaganda pa rin ang katawan niya na maslalo naman naming
naappreciate dahil dumatting siya dun ng nakapantulog. Ayos ‘yan.

Ongapala, nagpapasalamat pala ko sa mga henna guy sa left side ng Fruit Haven booth namin na nag-inspire sakin na magbantay ng booths namin buong gabi. Haha.

Heto na, photo op! Haha. =D

Two. VALENTINES DAY 14 February
I spent my Valentines Day with Ade. Sinamahan ko siyang mag-shopping dahil wala rin naman akong gagawin sa araw na iyon. Nagpunta kami sa DV, Tutuban, nagStarbucks at nanood ng LFS ng “Music and Lyrics” ni Hugh Grant at Drew Barrymore sa Shang.

Btw, si Ade ay isa sa mga finalists ng Bb. Pilipinas 2007. Suportahan natin siya. At belated happy valentines sa inyong lahat. Love. Love.Love. <3>

Three. HOT AIR BALLON FIESTA 11 February Clark, Pampanga
“Weekend of everything that flies!” Saranggola, eroplano, helicopter at hot air balloon. Mangangawit ang batok mo kakatingala at sasakit pa ang mga mata mo kung wala kang dalang sunglasses tulad ko dahil tirik na tirik ang araw at mababadtrip ka pa dahil imbis na magrubber shoes ay naisipan mong magtsinelas na lang, at dahil diyan, uuwi kang puro alikabok ang paa mo. So, nagenjoy ba ko? Hmm. Pwede na.

Bukod diyan, nagpunta rin kami sa Diosdado Macapagal Airport at FedEx. Ganun. Picture-picture.

Four. CHILL 02 February Ipanema Bar and Restaurant
Success! Sold out ang tickets. Ang daming nagpunta. Isang masayang gabi! =D

Sigma Alphans. Salience.

Five. CAYLABNE BAY RESORT 19 – 21 January Ternate, Cavite
Field trip namin sa course kong Resort and Club Management. Nag-Sunset Cruise kami kung saan hindi ko akalain na mabubuggbog ang buong katawan ko. At nag-Luau Party naman kami kinagabihan. Basta, ang mga pictures na lang ang magkekwento sa inyo dahil “picture paints a thousand words” naman sabi ng kanta. For more, maaari niyo ring puntahan ang cheapanggang site ng group namin tungkol sa field trip bilang kapalit ng aming midterm exam. Patawad sa grammatical errors, typo errors at kung anu-ano pang errors. Ginawa namin ang site overnight kasi mga gago kami eh. Hehe.

Ayan. Nakapag-update na. Masaya na ko. Wala ng bumabagabag sa aking kalooban. Hehe.

KUNG HEI FAT CHOI!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

chill

In continuation of our beer bash series launched last year, we are presenting "CHILL", a night of yet another exciting and unlimited drinking and dancing, fused with an art show featuring henna tattoo and body paint. The party will be set at Ipanema Bar and Restaurant, Eastwood City on February 2, 2007. The proceeds of the said event will fund our upcoming projects for women's month.

Tickets at P200. PM me if you are interested. :)
(Please do. I need to sell 20 tickets. HELP!)

See you there!

Q&A
Ito na ang mga sagot sa mga tanong niyo na ang iba ay super last year pa eh. Haha.

Q: kapamilya or kapuso?
A: Kapuso sa umaga. Kapamilya sa gabi. Hehe. Two-timer?

Q: Masubukan nga tong ask whatever mo. Oi, pwede ka bang gumawa ng entry para sa ait site tungkol sa 114 galera trip nyo? Para talaga kasi yung site sa mga kwentong practicum at field trip. Kung ok lang din sayo, pwede ka ba maging regular contributor? Pero basta, yun munang 114 sana ang gusto ko ngayon para lang may laman. Pwede ka rin magupload sa gallery kung gusto mo. Salamat! Email mo na lang ako. –gdwn
A: Hello Gdwn! Teka, may katagalan na ata yung Galera Trip namin. Medyo hindi ko na feel gawan siya ng entry. Hehe. Pero this Saturday, meron ulit kaming field trip sa T182 namin. Ta-try kong gawan ah? Medyo busy eh. Hehe. Salamat.

Q: so mahal mo pa si RC? (hehe, di mo sinagot yung tanong ni Mia eh! hehe feeling close. RC pla ex mo ah :)
A: Hoy, Sis Jo! =) Haha. Hindi mo naman kilala si RC eh. Invalid question. Haha. =P

Q: pano ba magtanong?
A: Acheche!

Q: maganda ba ko?
A: Bakit ako ba ikaw? =P

Q: maganda ba ko?
A: Aba, ang kulit mo ah. Sige na, sige na.

Q: are you having fun?
A: Videoke?

Q: ha
A: He-Hi-Ho-Hu

Q: ba't mo sinasagot ng tanong ang mga tanong nila?-rani of pansol qc, hi nga pala sa mga 55a at b pips!! labyuol!!
A: Rani! At kailangan talagang may bati portion? Haha.

Q: giomuadong1973
A: Ano naman ‘to?

Q: What is linguistics?
A: Assignment?? I-google mo na lang. J

Q: ano ang pangalan ng mgulang ni snow white?
A: Hay naku. Alam ko na ‘yan. Eh di yung asawa ni Redford White! Ngee! Haha. J

Q: So mahal mo pa si RC? -hahahahahaha hnd aq c mia. aq c rc
A: Hindi ko na mahal si RC, PAULO. Okay na, PAULO?

so slow
Hindi yung kanta ng Freestyle. Yung internet connection ang tinutukoy ko.

Napakabagal naman ng internet connection ngayon. Nadedelay tuloy ang mga dapat kong gawin. Kaninang umaga pa ko dito sa harap ng PC, yung pictures na kailangan kong i-send, hanggang ngayon hindi pa rin na-uupload. At kamusta naman? Anong oras na? Ang sakit na ng ulo ko ah.

Sa amin lang ba ang ganito? Pucha. Ang bagal eh.

Tsk.

Sunday, January 7, 2007

simba
Setting: Baclaran Church

Mama: Sabi, ‘pag naka-attend ka daw ng Wednesady mass ng 9 na beses na sunod-sunod dito, may isa kang wish.
Adz: Hinde. Simbang gabi naman yung sinasabi mo eh. Yung ‘pag nakumpleto mo, may wish ka.
Mama: Hinde. Meron nga dito. Iba naman yun eh.
Adz: Hinde. Simbang Gabi nga ‘yun!
Mama: Eh hinde nga eh. Iba nga ‘yung dito sa Baclaran eh.
Adz: Eh ano yun, dadayo ka pa dito para mag-ano eh meron namang malapit sa atin.
Mama: Oh bakit? Ikaw nga nakakarating ka kung san-san para gumala lang eh. Eh ito, magsisimba.
Adz: …

Barado.

hooked

Hindi ko akalain na gabi-gabi akong magpupuyat para subaybayan ang kwento ni Prince Gian at Princess Janelle. Isama mo pa si Troy. Yihee.

Simlpe lang naman ang kwento. Ganun ulit ang formula. Suplado si lalaki na kunwari walang gusto kay babae pero meron naman pala. Tapos may love triangle. Alam na natin ‘yan di ba? Napanood na natin ‘yan sa Meteor Garden, Full House at My Girl.

Pero ganun pa man, aliw pa rin panoorin. Sa boarding house nga namin, ‘yan ang blockbuster. Kapag Princess Hours na, wala ng mauupuan sa sala. Kaya dapat, maaga pa lang, may pwesto ka na. =)

Yung isa ko namang roommate, masyado atang nasabik kaya bumili na ng DVD. Ayun, tapos niya na agad. Pero nanonood pa rin siya gabi-gabi kahit alam niya na ang katapusan. Eh kasi naman, walang subtitle yung nabili niya. Haha. Biro lang. =D

Dahil diyan, hirap akong gumising tuwing umaga. Eh paano pa kapag nagsimula na ‘yung “Sana Maulit Muli” ni Kim at Gerald? Baka madaling araw na, hindi pa nagsisimula yung Princess Hours. Hehe. OA. At bakit naman ‘pag Friday, kung kailan pwede magpuyat dahil walang pasok kinabukasan saka naman walang Princess Hours? Tsk.

Anyway, may DVD naman ang roommate ko kaya no promlemo. =)


fireworks
Di ba ang galing galing nung nakita mo ‘yung fireworks display ng kapitbahay niyo nung bagong taon? Kamangha-mangha.

Wala pa ‘yun. Ito ang panoorin mo.

Ito ang schedule:

05 January 2007 Friday
8:00pm Australia
9:00pm Poland

06 January 2007 Saturday
8:00pm United States of America
9:00pm Spain

07 January 2007 Sunday
8:00pm
Germany
9:00pm United Kingdom

12 January 2007 Friday
8:00pm Denmark
9:00pm Canada

13 January 2007 Saturday
8:00pm People's Republic of China
9:00pm Philippines (Exhibition)

For more, click here.

Putukan na! =)